Friday, August 21, 2009

Dissecting

Have you ever dissected a frog in biology class? A cow? A worm? A monkey brain? Most sane biology students would agree that no lunch should be eaten before the dissection. It can be said that this blog should contain articles that can be rated PG and that delicious looking fresh chicken wrap can be safely consumed while drinking Coke as one reads this blog. Nothing gross? No gore? No blood? No swearing? No NUDITY?! True, the last one can be taken out. I can guarantee that no evidence of me can be found at a stripper bar. You'll most likely find me with a borrowed Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, Gameboy SP, or Nintendo DS. In a basement. Alone. Lights off. Lots of junk food. Or at the library. In this blog, I will attempt to rip books, games, and dark materials to shreds. Not literally unless I have a fit of insanity or fustration. More likely than not, I will try my best to review whatever comes my way. Nothing nude. I swear. Just Kidding. Just Kidding the Just Kidding.